Dear whoever has me for Secret Santa,
I am going to make this easy for you.  I want him.
K, thanks, love you
-Davey

Dear whoever has me for Secret Santa,

I am going to make this easy for you.  I want him.

K, thanks, love you

-Davey

FYI: to everyone following me on Twitter…
#1 I don’t know how you found me since I don’t tell anyone I have one, and I don’t follow anyone.
#2 I have never used it in the 14 months I have had it, and probably never will
#3 I don’t even remember my password to get in, and I have better things to do than figure out what it is.

FYI: to everyone following me on Twitter…

#1 I don’t know how you found me since I don’t tell anyone I have one, and I don’t follow anyone.

#2 I have never used it in the 14 months I have had it, and probably never will

#3 I don’t even remember my password to get in, and I have better things to do than figure out what it is.

Dear Facebook,
WTF is this? I can’t read chinese.  Please get your act together.
Love, Davey

Dear Facebook,

WTF is this? I can’t read chinese.  Please get your act together.

Love, Davey

GOOD NEWS: The Prettiest Little Girl in the World is home and resting from the hospital.  Everything went well and there is no major heart surgery needed at this time.  She doesn’t have to go back for 6 more months :)

GOOD NEWS: The Prettiest Little Girl in the World is home and resting from the hospital.  Everything went well and there is no major heart surgery needed at this time.  She doesn’t have to go back for 6 more months :)

statutory implies that i'd have sex with you

tuffghostevan:

jailbait implies that i’m just fun to look at

therefore, let’s keep it at jailbait.

wheeeeeeeeeeee. =)

you learn something new everyday…

Someone want to take me on a date to P.F. Chang’s?

Someone want to take me on a date to P.F. Chang’s?

The best part of 'Paranormal Activity' was when the pychic showed up and was like, "Fuck this I can't help you anymore."

(via thatguychad)

OMG I can’t wait til next summer to see this movie… The Last Airbender

YAY i’m so excited!!

YAY i’m so excited!!

I'm not good or real...

I’m evil and imaginary.

-Karen Walker

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